Stormzy – Crazy Titch (Interlude) Lyrics

Crazy Titch (Interlude)

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"Crazy Titch (Interlude)." - Stormzy

Friday, 23 October 2026, 11:56 pm

Album: Gang Signs & Prayer

Track No: 14

Yo!
(Yo, gang)
Yes, my brother
(You still don't sound sure)
No, no, I'm in the booth right now
Right now
I'm in it right now
Alright, let's start then
Alright look, let's get one thing clear
I don't fuck about
I am the certi' one
I am the one that they call "Gangster of Grime"
I don't like it, but I don't mind it
But I need everyone to know
And I'm not just talking about the hood
I'm ain't just talking about the basics
I'm talking about the whole island of this country
Needs to understand what is about to happen
If you put all bias aside, Stormzy has to be Neo, he has to be
So, therefore, that makes me Morpheus
So, I'm telling the council right now
This kid, no joke, you can hate him all you want
This kid has to be seeing the game in zeroes and ones
Like, it's not normal, it's, it's not normal
So, #MERKY, #PROBLEM, #WICKEDSKENGMAN (My bro)
Nah, I like that one, no, I like that one
And I don't even know what a hashtag is
I just know it's a proper merky
You know a hashtag's a bit more advanced than me
But what people do need to understand is
You see, anyone from my era of grime
Need to recognise that if you cannot fathom
That this guy's about to take it from a second-rate genre
To a first rate-genre, then you need to look at yourself
And be ashamed
Seriously, you have to be ashamed
Because we started from the roots of this ting (Word)
Now we've gone past the roots, it's a whole digital age
We don't need the middle man, Mr. Smith is nearly obsolete
We don't need those label ones again (Word, word)
We can actually just shot it ourselves and cut through
So everyone needs to understand when I'm telling you
And I'm certi', my name's Crazy Titch
I'm definitely one million percent certified
I know certi' guys from all over
Brum, Manchester, Notts, Sheffield, Leeds, Manny, Liverpool
These people all say the same thing
"We don't really even know what grime is
But we know who Stormzy is"
You know like, so, I don't wanna hear man say
"I'm too gangster to listen to Stormzy"
Shut up! That's a lie, you ain't
You know in a way that means you're a hater
Nah, real talk, it just means you're a hater
You know what, that's what it is
This is my opinion and it is my opinion, I don't care what no one says
Real talk, those old guys that don't wanna bring him in?
Whatever, man, fuck yourself, man
You know like, real talk (My brother)
Get a Coke and a smile, man, seriously
Don't pay them man there no mind, brother
All them other side crap guys better just shut their mouth
You get what I'm trying to say?
Yeah, man! There you go!
Fucking Crazy Titch, my bruva
Hey, listen, oi, what?

Writer(s): Crazy Titch.

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