Yo, dance
It's not about shags all the time
Grab a girl and skank from behind
Everybody thinks the MC good
Your lyrics must be about living in the hood
Causin' a racket
Causin' a noise
Not enough females
Too many boys
Just dance on your heel and toe
Dance till you get and A-S-B-O
Put your hands
At eye level
Elbows out
But be careful
Move 'em up and dow with your knees
And lean forward twenty degrees
Dance
And move to the beat
And dance
And move to the beat
And dance
And move to the beat
And dance
And move and thrust
And dance
I don't care what you think
If you can't dance
Go have a drink
Plastic man's giving you the chance
Everybody please
Shut up and Dance
I don't care what you think
If you can't dance
Go have a drink
Plastic man's giving you the chance
Everybody please
Shut up and Dance
Dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance
Take a rest
The sweat's coming through your dress
Gather all your friends and find
Your way to the bar
It's beverage time
Get drunk on stellas
Red stripes or the ones with umbrellas
Don't worry if you can't drink more
Find your way back to the dance floor
Put your hands
At eye level
Elbows out
But be careful
Move 'em up and dow with your knees
And lean forward twenty degrees
Dance
And move to the beat
And dance
And move to the beat
And dance
And move to the beat
And dance
And move and thrust
And dance
I don't care what you think
If you can't dance
Go have a drink
Plastic man's giving you the chance
Everybody please
Shut up and Dance
I don't care what you think
If you can't dance
Go have a drink
Plastic man's giving you the chance
Everybody please
Shut up and Dance
Dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
Be careful who you chaps wanna email
It's a picture of a girl
But it's a shemale
I don't care if you can't remember
I still won't give out my number
Only if I see her chest
And bump on live
Or on the web camera
If I want to I give out my oh two
If she's older
I give out my folder
See I got bare folds
I take the mick
I still don't know what Facebook is
I messin' about
Talk to me
I'll be on MSN about a quarter to three
It's Jamie
Add my hotmail
Girls on MSN think I'm a hot male
What?
You think I can't get girls?
Ha ha, very funny
L-O-L
I don't care what you think
If you can't dance
Go have a drink
Plastic man's giving you the chance
Everybody please
Shut up and Dance
I don't care what you think
If you can't dance
Go have a drink
Plastic man's giving you the chance
Everybody please
Shut up and Dance
Put your hands
At eye level
Elbows out
But be careful
Move 'em up and dow with your knees
And lean forward twenty degrees
Dance
And move to the beat
And Dance
And move to the beat
And dance
And move to the beat
And dance
And move
And dance
And dance

Writer(s): Jme.