Grime is in a state of emergency
The scene is in chaos
We need a superhero to save the day
Who can we get?
I know, let's get Superman
Fu- that pantyhose-wearing b-
OK, my bad, let's get Batman
That motherfu- can't do sh-, he's a wasteman
Alright, alright, I've got it, get the Ninja Turtles
Are you out of your fu-ing mind?
They're a bunch of poomplex derkheads!
No, we need a super showerman
We need Jme
Who is Jme?
Jme was a grime MC from the ends
Until he met Mr V
Mr V. was a mad scientist who produced a track
That gave Jme an incredible superpower
Anything Jme touched multiplied, duplicated, and replicated
Jme had the power to clone anything
He could turn a Big Mac meal into a feast for a thousand
A KFC variety bucket will feed the world
Jme is the superhero we need
(It's Mr. V)
Yeah, blud, it's a lot
I've been at home all day
'Cloning 50 pound notes, this is sick
But it's a bit bait
'Cause all the serial numbers are the same
So I can't spend them in the same place
I was gonna put a deposit on a flat
Instead, I might just give 'em all out to the mandem
This is jokes
I don't know what to do next
I've already cloned my TV, my iMac
All my garms and creps
I know Skepta wanted these jeans
So look, see?
I could've made a million by now
But then everybody will find out
Blud, this is nang
You've got nothing, you've got nothing
You want something, so you need power
Don't abuse your power, don't abuse your power
Don't abuse your power
Oi, oi, MsM, let me clone your chain
In fact
I'ma find the guy with the massivest chain
Clone it and then give it back
Oh my god, I'm so dumb
What am I thinking?
With my powers, I should be stopping
All the poverty in Africa and all them tings
But the media will speculate (yeah)
Them feds will interrogate
MI5 will investigate
That's just too b-bait
(Blud, there's feds following us)
Huh? Wait
I cloned Westwood's car
It's got the same registration plate
Man, this is peak
You've got nothing, you've got nothing
You want something, so you need power
Don't abuse your power, don't abuse your power
Don't abuse your power (Mr. V)
Alright, alright, think, think, think
What can I do? Where can I go?
First things first, get these fake 50s
And throw 'em out the window
Alright, Jme, calm down
Acting like you've been cloning P
When I got the power to clone
I wish I could unclone, see?
Now look at me, taking chase
Cloning traffic lights, cloning gates
Cloning potholes, no escape
Oi, MSM, pass me my jacket
Here you are, zip it up tight
When I pull over, just run for your life
I'ma do a handbrake skid
And we'll disappear into the night
Flipping hell, man
These feds are on a mission
They must really wanna catch man
They want their commission
That's it, I'm stuck
Behind this tree
And they know I'm here
I'm gonna clone me

Writer(s): Jme.